Why would anyone need SO MANY pedals?!

Let’s discuss a few brief topics that come up in various guitar groups, forums, and discussions such as:
"Why do you need so many pedals?"
"Why do you need so many overdrive/distortion/fuzz pedals?"
"Just get a better amp"
"No pedal sounds as good as an amp"
"Stop worrying about gear and just play guitar"

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